potterbird:

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

bootipop:

I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

elvisomar:

I laughed so hard.

elvisomar:

I laughed so hard.

svveden:

my girlfriend framed her first anon hate

svveden:

my girlfriend framed her first anon hate

trvxblk:

Ive thought about it

stuckyassemble:

Front & back

his shoulders are literally as broad as his shield i’m oN tHE FLOoR

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

image

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

hereby:

lalondes:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

am i the only one who’s confused about this post

closetcaselesbian:

Probably the best post I’ve seen in a while.

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”